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How to make Homer’s Patented-Space-Age-out-of-this-World-Moon-Waffle

1. Dump package of caramel onto waffle iron (liberally)
2. Douse in waffle batter
3. A healthy squeeze of liquid smoke
4. Now enjoy the runoff as your waffle iron operates
5. Peel of your waffle and use it to wrap a stick of butter

And you’re done! Enjoy!